Health and Men

Spam In Any Form Is No Good

by Scott on October 29th, 2007

Spam…healthy? I think not. Tasty? not really…to me anyway.

Spam in your E-mail. Tasty? Depends. Healthy? Mentally..NO!

This post may seem a bit stupid yet I think everyone can relate. I’m going to be a bit brash here and a bit on the vulgar side, language wise cause frankley, I need to vent a bit. So here goes…

I don’t need a stupid RC helicopter! (Unless it looks like Airwolfe)

I don’t want your god damned puppies. (dead, alive or indifferent)
My penis is just fine, I haven’t had any complaints yet. (yet)

I don’t have tits so therefore they don’t need enlarging. (Imagine The Possibilities!?)

I never had an Uncle somewhere in Africa that was an oil tycoon. (I wish I did)

Yes, I yahoo too…but I don’t want to see your naked pictures. (Not right now anyway)

And Lastly, How many last chance confirmations am I going to get for my free Walmart gift card? (and I love Walmart!)

Sigh…it never ends.

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