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August 4th, 2008

Laugh It Up | Calling In Sick And Retiring

2 More Great Jokes from Amazingjokes.com
Calling In Sick
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to […]

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July 13th, 2008

Laugh It Up | Men Are Like…

OK, here is one for the ladies to smile about. Maybe this time I won’t be called a Misogynistic bastard…or whatever. These are actually quite funny, even for men to read. It’s ok to post this kind of joke about men, but if it was about women I would catch all sorts of flack and […]

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July 7th, 2008

Laugh It Up | if Women Were Computer Programs

Remember this one? If Men Were Computer Programs. Well I found the opposite twist in it and it’s just as funny. Enjoy.
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of […]

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June 29th, 2008

Laugh It Up | Viagra For Sunburn?

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was […]

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June 23rd, 2008

Laugh It Up | Why I Fired My Secretary

Once again found this one at Amazingjokes.com:
Why I fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good […]

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June 2nd, 2008

Laugh It Up | The Drunk…

This is a fairly fresh one from Amazing Jokes.com. Enjoy.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance” says the husband, […]

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May 5th, 2008

Laugh It Up! | The Difference Between Men And Women

As usual if you don’t have a sense of humor or are not in touch with reality…Click here
The Difference Between Women And Men

NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer […]

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May 3rd, 2008

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity | Stumbled On To This

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
Put Your […]

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